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It’s the kind of political theater that makes D.C. feel more like a Saturday morning cartoon than the capital of the free world.

Props, stuffed animals, and finger paints included. 🎨

Another headline. Another book. Another photo-op pretending to be a purpose.

“I wrote it all by myself!” she laughs.

Sure. And inflation fixed itself.

But here’s the thing:

Real Americans aren’t laughing.

We’re too busy working.
Building businesses.
Raising families.

Between the giggles and gaffes, the cackles and the chaos, we’re still out here grinding.

Keeping the lights of this country on while others play make-believe.

Out here, we don’t need an autopen to sign our names.

We sign with calloused hands, full hearts, and American resolve. 💪🇺🇸

The truth?

This country was built on backbone, not buzzwords.

On grit, not gimmicks.

On leaders who showed up.
Not ones who cracked up.

So while the headlines churn out another bedtime story,
we’ll keep writing our own:

One of work, worth, and freedom.

The moral of the story?

Let the others play make-believe.
We’ve got a nation to rebuild.

Pass the popcorn. 🍿
And maybe a red pen.
This script could use some serious edits.

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